i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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