Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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