I cockslap morals
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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