my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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