well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Randomize
