return my video game
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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