party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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