Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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