i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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