is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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