There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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