My brain says no but my pants say off.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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