: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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