If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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