Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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