nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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