I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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