Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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