Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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