nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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