She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I have post one night stand depression
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