Christians are straight up FREAKS
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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