So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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