I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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