Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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