Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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