the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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