She is in my trunk
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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