my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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