i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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