I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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