She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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