Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
as a side note pls kill me
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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