I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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