His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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