she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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