The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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