ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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