why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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