Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
