just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
How external is "for external use only"?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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