That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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