Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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