Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
