Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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