Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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