this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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