hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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