absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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