hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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