I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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