a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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