Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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